Friday the 13th part 2

Hey,
How are things? 
Because I AM the supreme ruler of my Universe, we closed the office yesterday. It was mainly to celebrate not being killed in a Horror Movie Day, you know Friday 13th. :x  

To be honest I am not freaked out by Friday the 13th at all. I think its kinda funny, silly people.
Did I mention I was born on a 13? (Explains a lot, right?)  :0
Anyway..
In keeping in the spirit of things, I went home and quickly got bored. #TrueStory
Aud, who loves all things horror, (yikes) had loaned me a copy of American Horror Story some time back. I accepted it only because we had walked up on them filming in the Quarter (New Orleans) last time I was there.  This is not my cup of tea. I am not a fan of gruesome or shock value or creepy. I do watch some horror, but I like it hot and sassy (Think True Blood). Not repulsive and gory. #gross 
Anyway, long story short, I watched the pilot.

And freaked myself out. :x
I then proceeded to do anything, BUT watch anymore of this.
I EVEN CLEANED.

After cleaning up I was motivated to go to the market (Gotta keep busy.)
As I was about to pull out of my driveway I saw a plain, unmarked white van driving slowly down the road. Creepy, you know? 

As I watched it turned around and came back by.  More creepy. 

Still sitting in my driveway I watch as it turns and then pulls in besides me. 
MAX CREEPY LEVEL ACHIEVED! 
:O

And..
And..
And..





AND...


Out jumps a FedEx guy with a pkg for me.
( Why does Fedex have so many creepy unmarked vans?) 

And then I went back in the house and tried to forget that I was just scared by the FEDEX man, #FML

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