Happy Friday the 13th

(Best one I've seen so far)

I proclaim today should be national horror movie day. 💀

If I was supreme ruler it would go down like this..

Most business will be closed for the day, so get your knives and extra ammo early.🔫

All summer camps should close for the week (Friday 13th movie reference there) and double security on all mental institutions.

People are advised to spend the day making out, drinking heavily and running.🍸❤🔪

And practicing turning the lights on when one enters a room. 💡

Also remember almost any item can be turned into a weapon. 🚽🚿🔨🔧🔌✂

Enjoy your holday and try your best not to get killed -