Rules of Travel

"When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time." 
~Author Unknown. ✈✈✈

And then suddenly you see your favorite all time celebrity in the airport. (You have missed the plane anyway, so WTF?!)  So forget being shy or having any good manners at all and go up to him...

And he kindly poses with you for a set of pictures and they comes out like this..

BUT you won't know until you take time later to check the display.  Because now you are face-to-face with Mr. Perfect Man -after a 11 hour plan flight :{ & can barely think or see. 

Meanwhile, your fellow- also late passenger, (who is following you & sorta creepy) Offers to snap 1 shot for you with your iphone. You & Mr Celebrity Perfection pose again, quickly. As you note a WILD look in his eyes and know he's about to bolt. But that ok, you think. You did get an insane amount of photos, 1 should at least be ok, right? :D

Watching as Mr Perfection flees as fast as he can from the now insanely large group gathering around him, you hear:  "Hmm he should make more action films, he really can move." Creepy guy comments and you have to agree. Realizing he is still there. :X

But it's ok,  you think to yourself as you go look for a nice warm place to wait for the next flight & security to get rid of Mr Creepy. You have a ton of photos and at least 1 will be a Keeper! Then you have the sudden realization:  Fuck! why didnt I brush my hair before I got off the plane. I hope it looks ok in the photos..


But no worries .......

At least he got my good side.  ;(