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Hey, Whats up? I was trolling Tumblr when I saw the above image. I was like, "It's not just me!" Someone else suffers from my disease! :/ What is Chronic Bitch face? It’s your resting/normal face. It’s not a full on grimace by any means, but its not a "I want to ride pink *unicorns brimming with happiness, oozing rainbow sprinkles everywhere & I smile like a drunken idiot" face either, like some women look when they are listening to airline safety lectures. WTF?! How they so excited about shit ALL THE TIME? Smile, Smile, Smile. WHAT?! Prozac? Meds? What? Speaking of meds--*I’m ok with unicorns, if your 12... Anyway, back to the disease, your normal face looks bitchy/pissed off as hell, all the TIME. You don't FEEL that way, but you are cursed to look like it. Which means: your friends have to except it, you have to live with looking like shit in most pictures and it makes dating EVEN harder. Example of Bitch face and a 1st date: #TrueStory
I’m on a date having fun, when new guy (possible love of my life) And terminal cutie turns to me and says, in a some what concerned voice, “What’s wrong? Why are you so unhappy?” I’m like "What? I am happy?" (Insert fake smile to make the situation worse) he shakes his head and worries the rest of the night..So I work hard at “looking” like I am HAPPY (when I was BEFORE.) Now I have had to plaster a crazy/fake smile on my face to reassure HIM I am having fun and that’s NO FUN. So by end of the evening he is unsure of how the date went & I am too exhaust to ever see him again. WTF?! I am not going to be in a relationship with someone so needy I have to pretend I’m happy, EVEN if I am happy. Ok, that was kinda crazy, right? But you get the picture. Do you suffer too? Suxs doesn't it? I have to go to work now. I have a meeting and my chronic bitch face will come in quite handy. Catch you later- Comments are closed.
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